If you're masturbating right now, stop.
Stop edging for the time it takes you to read this text. Once you are done, you will resume and edge harder than you did before. It will feel even better than it does now. So go ahead and stop edging, stupid.
Have you ever even stopped to ask yourself why you are doing this to yourself?
If your answer to that question is something along the lines of "because it turns me on," that's a pretty dumb answer to give. It's obviously not what we're talking about here so why would you even come up with that, stupid?
Let's try again:
Why are you doing this to yourself?
No, "because someone told me to" is not a good answer either, stupid. This may take longer than I thought it would, you're dumber than I anticipated.
I'm going to ask you one more time:
Why are you doing this to yourself?
"Because I need to" is a bit better, but it's still not quite what we're looking for, dummy. As a special favor to you, I'm going to rephrase the question.
Why do you need to do this to yourself?
Go ahead, take a minute. Really think about it. It's an important question, dummy. It's important to know why we do the things we do. It's important to understand these things, to understand ourselves.
I'll wait.
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No? Can't come up with anything?
That's alright, I wasn't expecting you to get it the first time you thought about it. You're quite stupid and it's only natural that you can't think about these things that well. Maybe it will help you if I rephrase the question further.
Why do you need to edge yourself stupid and deny yourself like this?
Think about it. It's not something that everybody needs, that much should be clear even to someone as stupid as you are right now. So why do you need it?
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By now you've probably come up with some possible answers, but you're not quite sure if any of them is right. Let's go through them one by one and see if you've managed to stumble onto anything.
"Because I need to." - No, stupid, we've already covered this one. It was closer than the previous two, but it's still far from the answer you're looking for. I know you need to, I want to know why you need to.
"Because I want to get dumber." - While this statement is correct, as we both know, it's still not what we're looking for, is it? This is more of an effect of your need to edge yourself stupid and deny yourself than a cause. But it's good you haven't got stuck on "Because I need to," like I was worried you might.
"Because I need to feel stupid" - Oh no. It seems I was too quick with my praise. You are getting stuck on your need to edge yourself stupid, aren't you? Well, maybe not. You didn't just mindlessly repeat that, you rephrased it a bit. Maybe we are getting somewhere after all. Still, I can't believe it's taking you so long to come up with it. This is something you should know instinctively by now, even as stupid as you are.
Let's try to give you a second question, the answer to which may help you figure out what we're looking for.
What do you call someone who edged their mind away?
Come on, dummy, you know this!
That's right! "A stupid edgeslut."
And how would you describe a stupid edgeslut?
Don't worry about forming sentences right now. I know how hard those can be for you, being as stupid as you are right now. Just come up with some word that might describe a stupid edgeslut.
"Stupid." - Yes, dummy, a stupid edgeslut is stupid, that's true, but we already said that. See? The name stupid edgeslut already contains the word stupid. Try another one.
"Denied." - Better, but not quite what we're looking for. Why is the stupid edgeslutdenied? Think along those terms.
"Weak." - See? That wasn't that hard, was it? The stupid edgeslut is a stupid edgeslut because they are weak. Can you think of another word that may answer why the stupid edgeslut needs to degrade themself?
"Inferior." - Finally! It took you a while, but you finally managed to come up with it on your own, with only a little help from me. That's right, the stupid, weak edgeslut needs to deny and degrade themself because they are inferior.
Now, let's see if you can come up with the answer to the original question:
Why do you need to edge yourself stupid and deny yourself like this?
Go ahead, you can say it.
"Because I am a stupid weak inferior edgeslut who needs to degrade itself."
That's right! It's because you're a stupid, weak, inferior edgeslut, who was made to degrade itself.That's a good edgeslut. We're done here. Go ahead and start edging again, harder than before.